Top Ten Reasons Why There Won't Be
An Asian President Anytime Soon
By Gene Yee, Ph.D.
Associate Editorial Director, New York

While we are all involved in helping to combat stereotypes of Asian people in the media and in our society, we also need to be able to laugh at ourselves.
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10. White House not big enough for in-laws
 9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
 8. Oval Office has bad Feng Shui
 7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway
 6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
 5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
 4. No chance for promotion
 3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
 2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
 1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

(Yes, Ph.D. in life sciences; yes, I studied kung-fu; and no, my lips do match my dialog.)

AsianConnections thanks Gene Yee, Ph.D., for his jokes.

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